Played one round of Hyperdrive Massacre. It's something.
Played 10 rounds of Hyperdrive Massacre. Getting better by the round!
Play 50 rounds of Hyperdrive Massacre. Getting serious, are we.
Alone and with friends, played 100 great rounds of Hyperdrive Massacre.
Played 500 rounds of Hyperdrive Massacre. You should be really good at it by now!
In your face! Performed 20 kills by deflecting a bullet.
Performed 100 kills by deflecting a bullet. Form is temporary, class is permanent.
Traveled a cumulative 500km. In space. On cadillacs.
Traveled a cumulative 3000km while fragging eachother in deep space.
Won a match without being killed once.
Scored 50 goals in Soccer. And in the correct goal!
Scored 100 goals in Soccer. Keep training, champ!
Scored 500 goals in Soccer. Nice skills there, you!
Scored 5 own goals in Soccer. Whoopsie!
Scored 30 own goals. You do know how soccer works, right?
Scored 50 points in Spong.
Scored 100 points in Spong.
Scored 500 points in Spong.
Scored 500 points in Death Race. Go Speed, Go!
Scored 2000 points in Death Race. Pedal to the metal!
Scored 8000 points in Death Race. This is Bat Country!
Scored 1,000,000 points in Deathmatch. Let off some steam!
Scored 10,000,000 points in Deathmatch. Hasta la vista, baby.
Scored a whoppin' 50,000,000 points in Deathmatch. Just... wow.
Played one hour of Hyperdrive Massacre. You can take a break now.
Played two hours of Hyperdrive Massacre. That's a good, solid play session.
Played four hours of Hyperdrive Massacre. Hopefully with frequent breaks.
Played ten hours of Hyperdrive Massacre. You can now brag about your eye-to-hand coordination.
Killed yourself 5 times.
Killed yourself 10 times. Try to point your gun the other way.
You managed to perform 25 kills. Great result, if you weren't the target.
You managed to kill yourself 50 times. Well, at least you shoot a lot.
Every player keep a ridiculously high average speed for the round. Outrun 'em bullets!
Every player keep a ridiculously low speed for the round. In a calm sea, every man is a pilot.
